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Monday 20 January 2014

Witches Predict Victory For Jonathan In 2015 -Sam Nda-Isaiah

Jonathan signs same Sex Marriage Prohibition Bill into law

Good news for Jonathan. THE UNION, the brand new newspaper out of Lagos, reported yesterday that it had had an exclusive interview with the spokesperson of the Witches and Wizards Association of Nigeria (WITZAN), Dr Okhue Iboi, who declared that the matter of President Jonathan’s victory had been decided in the covens. A coven is a community or gathering of witches. An ideal coven is usually made up of 13 witches and wizards. So what this Dr Iboi is saying is that they have settled for Jonathan.

There must be something unique about the Jonathan presidency that thieves, crooks, militants and now witches and wizards love so much that they want him to continue, if possible, forever.  Everyone will agree that anyone who profits from a crime must be guilty of it. I do not know whether Jonathan has any relationship with these devils, as the spokesman did not say so.



But I have always known that the devil is a liar. If the witches are so enchanted by Jonathan, they can have him and make him the president and commander-in-chief of their association. Nigerians would be very glad to “dash” him to them. But Nigeria’s fate will not be decided by witches and wizards. God will enthrone His choice for Nigeria in 2015.

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